topic Re: How about ... in General chat https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82144#M20 <HTML><HEAD></HEAD><BODY><P>Thalamus,<BR /><BR />was it a milestone for you yesterday?<BR /></P></BODY></HTML> Mon, 22 May 2006 15:40:02 GMT lyapple 2006-05-22T15:40:02Z How about ... https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82123#M2 <HTML><HEAD></HEAD><BODY><P>... a limerick marathon? Suggested rules:<BR />Risqué but not pornographic. <BR /><BR />There was a young lady from Blighty<BR />Who wore the most terrible nighty.<BR />When her friend said ‘Why do it?'<BR />She said ‘They see through it,<BR />And that guarantees me twice nightly'.<BR /></P></BODY></HTML> Sun, 21 May 2006 12:46:50 GMT https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82123#M2 lyapple 2006-05-21T12:46:50Z Re: How about ... https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82124#M3 <HTML><HEAD></HEAD><BODY><P>LOL I'm trying to think of one thats not too graphic<BR /></P></BODY></HTML> Sun, 21 May 2006 12:55:38 GMT https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82124#M3 jumpsuit 2006-05-21T12:55:38Z Re: How about ... https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82125#M4 <HTML><HEAD></HEAD><BODY><P>Keep trying!<BR /></P></BODY></HTML> Sun, 21 May 2006 12:57:05 GMT https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82125#M4 lyapple 2006-05-21T12:57:05Z Re: How about ... https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82126#M5 <HTML><HEAD></HEAD><BODY><P>The ones I know are far too rude to put here!<BR /><BR />Kent<BR />Buckingham<BR />The Azores<BR />Morden<BR />Ealing<BR /><BR />Far too rude!!<BR /><BR />:smileyblush:<BR /></P></BODY></HTML> Sun, 21 May 2006 14:08:45 GMT https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82126#M5 Blencogo 2006-05-21T14:08:45Z Re: How about ... https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82127#M6 <HTML><HEAD></HEAD><BODY><P>There was once a man from Kentucky<BR />He was strange and very unlucky<BR />There he sat<BR />with his little cat<BR />and a magazine which was quite mucky<BR /><BR />Yes I wrote it myself, crap isn't it?<BR /></P></BODY></HTML> Sun, 21 May 2006 14:24:45 GMT https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82127#M6 kee-lo_ 2006-05-21T14:24:45Z Re: How about ... https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82128#M7 <HTML><HEAD></HEAD><BODY><P>Good effort!<BR /></P></BODY></HTML> Sun, 21 May 2006 15:46:44 GMT https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82128#M7 jumpsuit 2006-05-21T15:46:44Z Re: How about ... https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82129#M8 <HTML><HEAD></HEAD><BODY><P>There was a young member called Jumpy<BR />Who's camel toe was especially lumpy<BR />When he pulled up his strides<BR />Around his large sides<BR />His prize winning lumps were quite frumpy<BR /><BR /><BR /><IMG border="0" src="https://ip2.i.lithium.com/bb30dd8406208846f54118fa409d9f360d76f3de/687474703a2f2f69372e70686f746f6275636b65742e636f6d2f616c62756d732f793239372f546f6e7942656172642f3939656c76707265732e6a7067" /><BR /></P></BODY></HTML> Sun, 21 May 2006 16:13:49 GMT https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82129#M8 tonybeard 2006-05-21T16:13:49Z Re: How about ... https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82131#M9 <HTML><HEAD></HEAD><BODY><P>There was a refined member named Pandora<BR />Who took no crap or she'd claw yer<BR />A wordsmith to boot<BR />Whose nemesis was Jumpsuit<BR />But above all Pandora is the law here<BR /><IMG border="0" src="https://ip2.i.lithium.com/9b33e0c65ab87669deab6b2f495dde63cccca45f/687474703a2f2f69372e70686f746f6275636b65742e636f6d2f616c62756d732f793239372f546f6e7942656172642f39377479706973742e6a7067" /><BR /></P></BODY></HTML> Sun, 21 May 2006 16:53:32 GMT https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82131#M9 tonybeard 2006-05-21T16:53:32Z Re: How about ... https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82132#M10 <HTML><HEAD></HEAD><BODY><P>LOL There's no need to scare future members off with that photo Inspector Le Beardo!:smileylaugh:<BR /><BR />There was an old girl from Doncaster<BR />Who slept with all that would ask her<BR />She would spread tagliatelle<BR />All over her belly<BR />And would say 'Add your sauce to the pasta'<BR /><BR />Oh dear!:smileygrin:<BR /></P></BODY></HTML> Sun, 21 May 2006 17:16:30 GMT https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82132#M10 jumpsuit 2006-05-21T17:16:30Z Re: How about ... https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82134#M11 <HTML><HEAD></HEAD><BODY><P>Will try to work throught them all Blenco.<BR /><BR />There once was a young man of Kent<BR />Who thought that his penny was bent.<BR />But a brief exploration <BR />Of the state of the nation<BR />Informed him that some things are meant.<BR /></P></BODY></HTML> Sun, 21 May 2006 17:47:53 GMT https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82134#M11 lyapple 2006-05-21T17:47:53Z Re: How about ... https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82136#M12 <HTML><HEAD></HEAD><BODY><P>There was a young man from Bel-Aire<BR />Who was screwing his girl on the stair,<BR />But the banister broke<BR />So he doubled his stroke<BR />And finished her off in mid-air. <img class="lia-deferred-image lia-image-emoji" src="https://community.sony.rs/html/@4D7C97FD8435BC5F6F42C999D01DAE43/images/smilies/026.png" alt=":cool:" title=":cool:" /><BR /></P></BODY></HTML> Sun, 21 May 2006 20:26:34 GMT https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82136#M12 faithx 2006-05-21T20:26:34Z Re: How about ... https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82137#M13 <HTML><HEAD></HEAD><BODY><P><PRE __jive_macro_name="quote" class="jive_text_macro jive_macro_quote">Will try to work throught them all Blenco..<BR /></PRE><BR /><BR />That's a little different from the words I know !! I'll give you a censored version of one of them: -<BR /><BR />There was a young lady from Buckingham<BR />Stood on the bridge at Uppingham<BR />Watching the stunts of the c???s in the punts<BR />And the dicks of the pricks that were f???ing'em.<BR /><BR /><img class="lia-deferred-image lia-image-emoji" src="https://community.sony.rs/html/@0248C33DDCF34AA61B8F8F33F5AFA5BE/images/smilies/013.png" alt=":wink:" title=":wink:" /><BR /></P></BODY></HTML> Sun, 21 May 2006 23:11:59 GMT https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82137#M13 Blencogo 2006-05-21T23:11:59Z Re: How about ... https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82138#M14 <HTML><HEAD></HEAD><BODY><P>Time for a quick word from our sponsors....<BR /><BR /><IMG border="0" src="https://ip2.i.lithium.com/e7dc00ae6fbd0578067f86be7ffda1a1120296a7/687474703a2f2f6934352e70686f746f6275636b65742e636f6d2f616c62756d732f6638362f67616e64616c66736461642f626565727365782e6a7067" /><BR /></P></BODY></HTML> Mon, 22 May 2006 08:17:10 GMT https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82138#M14 jumpsuit 2006-05-22T08:17:10Z Re: How about ... https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82139#M15 <HTML><HEAD></HEAD><BODY><P><PRE __jive_macro_name="quote" class="jive_text_macro jive_macro_quote">Time for a quick word from our sponsors....<BR /></PRE>I couldn't agree more <img class="lia-deferred-image lia-image-emoji" src="https://community.sony.rs/html/@0248C33DDCF34AA61B8F8F33F5AFA5BE/images/smilies/013.png" alt=":wink:" title=":wink:" /> <BR /><BR /><IMG border="0" src="https://ip2.i.lithium.com/7f272da39cbfeb446f58147282a0554aadbe04fe/687474703a2f2f6931362e70686f746f6275636b65742e636f6d2f616c62756d732f6234382f666b6d707269766174652f525332312e6a7067" /><BR /></P></BODY></HTML> Mon, 22 May 2006 09:48:24 GMT https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82139#M15 faithx 2006-05-22T09:48:24Z Re: How about ... https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82140#M16 <HTML><HEAD></HEAD><BODY><P>LOL that trumps the beer picture!<BR /></P></BODY></HTML> Mon, 22 May 2006 11:53:58 GMT https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82140#M16 jumpsuit 2006-05-22T11:53:58Z Re: How about ... https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82141#M17 <HTML><HEAD></HEAD><BODY><P><PRE __jive_macro_name="quote" class="jive_text_macro jive_macro_quote">LOL that trumps the beer picture!<BR /></PRE>hahaha<BR />ok, just to prove I can be none sexist on very rare occasions <img class="lia-deferred-image lia-image-emoji" src="https://community.sony.rs/html/@0248C33DDCF34AA61B8F8F33F5AFA5BE/images/smilies/013.png" alt=":wink:" title=":wink:" /> <BR /><IMG border="0" src="https://ip2.i.lithium.com/3fca94a097a1c4bfc9ba668089f3458413aed41b/687474703a2f2f6931362e70686f746f6275636b65742e636f6d2f616c62756d732f6234382f666b6d707269766174652f525333312e6a7067" /><BR /><BR />Don't you just love this artwork, I got a load of beer mats with different images, I think they are great <img class="lia-deferred-image lia-image-emoji" src="https://community.sony.rs/html/@4D7C97FD8435BC5F6F42C999D01DAE43/images/smilies/026.png" alt=":cool:" title=":cool:" /><BR /></P></BODY></HTML> Mon, 22 May 2006 12:01:39 GMT https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82141#M17 faithx 2006-05-22T12:01:39Z Re: How about ... https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82142#M18 <HTML><HEAD></HEAD><BODY><P><PRE __jive_macro_name="quote" class="jive_text_macro jive_macro_quote">There was a young man from Bel-Aire<BR />Who was screwing his girl on the stair,<BR />But the banister broke<BR />So he doubled his stroke<BR />And finished her off in mid-air. <img class="lia-deferred-image lia-image-emoji" src="https://community.sony.rs/html/@4D7C97FD8435BC5F6F42C999D01DAE43/images/smilies/026.png" alt=":cool:" title=":cool:" /><BR /></PRE><BR /><BR />LOL<BR /></P></BODY></HTML> Mon, 22 May 2006 14:43:43 GMT https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82142#M18 kee-lo_ 2006-05-22T14:43:43Z Re: How about ... https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82143#M19 <HTML><HEAD></HEAD><BODY><P>There was a forum CV<BR />who's members help others for free<BR />Some posts were quite funny<BR />replies saved Sony money<BR />To all those that contribute I thank thee :smileygrin:<BR /></P></BODY></HTML> Mon, 22 May 2006 15:31:59 GMT https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82143#M19 Thalamus. 2006-05-22T15:31:59Z Re: How about ... https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82144#M20 <HTML><HEAD></HEAD><BODY><P>Thalamus,<BR /><BR />was it a milestone for you yesterday?<BR /></P></BODY></HTML> Mon, 22 May 2006 15:40:02 GMT https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82144#M20 lyapple 2006-05-22T15:40:02Z Re: How about ... https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82145#M21 <HTML><HEAD></HEAD><BODY><P><PRE __jive_macro_name="quote" class="jive_text_macro jive_macro_quote">There was a forum CV<BR />who's members help others for free<BR />Some posts were quite funny<BR />replies saved Sony moneyTo all those that contribute I thank thee :smileygrin:<BR /></PRE>ooohhh, very catchy :smileygrin: <PRE __jive_macro_name="quote" class="jive_text_macro jive_macro_quote">Thalamus,<BR /><BR />was it a milestone for you yesterday?<BR /></PRE>apart from losing his hair and gaining a few pound <img class="lia-deferred-image lia-image-emoji" src="https://community.sony.rs/html/@0248C33DDCF34AA61B8F8F33F5AFA5BE/images/smilies/013.png" alt=":wink:" title=":wink:" /><BR /></P></BODY></HTML> Mon, 22 May 2006 15:48:30 GMT https://community.sony.rs/t5/general-chat/how-about/m-p/82145#M21 faithx 2006-05-22T15:48:30Z