How about ...

[lyapple]

... a limerick marathon? Suggested rules:
Risqué but not pornographic.

There was a young lady from Blighty
Who wore the most terrible nighty.
When her friend said ‘Why do it?'
She said ‘They see through it,
And that guarantees me twice nightly'.

[faithx]

Inevitable Faith 

:smileygrin:

There was a young man called Dan Horn
Who wished he had never been born,
And he wouldn't have been
If his father had seen
That the end of the rubber was torn.

[Blencogo]

There was a young lady from Morden
Who had one long tit and one short'un
To make up for that
She had a great hairy ??at
And a fart like a 650 Norton

[faithx]

hahahaha, keep um coming lol

There was an old man from the port
Whose dick was incredibly short.
When he got into bed,
The old woman said,
"That isn't a dick, it's a wart!"

[Blencogo]

hahahaha, keep um coming lol

Really!!!!:smileyshocked:

A pansy who lived in Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room,
And they argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, and with which, and to whom.

:smileyhypnotized:

[faithx]

hahahaha

ok, time to add a few familiar names in

There was a young fellow called Jumpy
Who was feeling a little bit grumpy
He dressed up as a clown
Went with Rich down the town
And both got some rumperty pumpy

[faithx]

ok, ok I'm having fun now :smileygrin: Can you tell I have a little spare time on my hands

There was a young fellow called Rich
Who would drink, but there’s always a hitch
When he’d drank too much ale
He would go kinda pale
And often found drunk in a ditch

oh and the lovely Pandora

There was a wee lass called Pandora
Who had friends that would come and applaud ‘er
She was pretty of face
And looked stunning in lace
And everyone just simply adored ‘er

[Thalamus.]

hahahaha

[kee-lo_]

There was a young fellow called Jumpy
Who was feeling a little bit grumpy
He dressed up as a clown 
Went with Rich down the town
And both got some rumperty pumpy

ROFLMFAO

[faithx]

:smileygrin: you like hey

ok, one for Kee:

There was a young laddie called Kee
Who invited Miss Faith round for tea
It was set out for two
But she needed the loo
So she dashed up the stairs for a wee



Thalamus, why do you have an awkward name lol and Blencogo????

[faithx]

oh! oh! and one for Seb

There once was a young guy called Seb
Who spent hours, and hours on the web
He’d IM his mate
Then realise it’s late
Say goodnight, and then trot off to bed